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Mar 27 2012

So… Happiness … We meet again…

Author: Kerry

Gchat –

Mr.Amazing: How are you doing?

me: I’m alright… you?

Mr.Amazing: Doing okay, just wanted to check on you

You seemed super happy this morning, I just didn’t want to lose you to over-happiness…

me: LOL oh, I’m swimming in it

that happiness

Mr.Amazing: you that happiness

yeah.. you

they are so similar

me: I’m just working away, doing what I need too, and noticed something…

Mr.Amazing: what is that?

me: LOL when you decide you hate someone.. you hate everything about them… look at that bitch over there eating those crackers like she owns the place

LMAO! I think I’m hysterical

Mr.Amazing: Wow

me: I looooovvveee you

Mr.Amazing: So… are you upset with them?

I like crackers

Do you hate me?

So are you upset with them?

me: LOL upset? whatever gave you that Idea

I’m murderous… completely different

Mr.Amazing: oh

that seems healthy

me: Right?

Mr.Amazing: not really…

me: Meh… Bitterness looks good on me

Mr.Amazing: Uh…

me: I’ve been told I look nice three times

Mr.Amazing: I think you should just be happy

See, you look nice

Mr.Amazing: Sorry you are attitudey…

me: Its actually my best work quality 🙂

really

Mar 26 2012

… Dearest Smalls…

Author: Kerry

… I struggle now, more than ever… I want to give you the world, but I want you to know what it means to seek out your own place… I want to teach you the importance of loving yourself while making sure you learn how to put others before you and the value of that; of recognizing more than yourself…. I want to be your compass, and yet, more than ever, it is you that are mine… “What would I want them to do?” “What would I want them to know?” “What if that were my child; how would I want someone to fight for them?” So how does this work, you ask? … I see your insecurities, and they gnaw at me…. I see your strengths and they inspire me…. The three inches that you’ve grown, the three shoe sizes that you’ve gained, The three weeks inbetween seeing you –in just a year?… I cannot keep up with you and for that I am ever so eternally grateful and sad….  And that makes not one bit of sense to me, either….  There is no stopping this thing called time; perhaps these are the longest years….  I cannot be your friend all the time, but I can be your friend…. I cannot grasp you to my chest… I cannot shelter you from this world… I cannot follow you to be certain that you’ve donned your hat and zipped your coat and protected your lips with the chapstick that I seem to buy you daily…  I will never rock you again in the old creaky chair; never fall asleep again with you on my chest; But can still make you believe that I am magic….  Santa is gone to most of you, the Tooth Fairy is gone, the Easter Bunny is gone; on some days, I know, even God is gone…. I can’t make you believe…. I can’t explain well enough….  And I must be alright with that…. And I will tell you that even now, that is hard, despite knowing it is how it must be… There is no love beyond this love…. There is no breath that I take without you on my mind…. There is no thought not marked by your presence…. There is no beauty that does not remind me of you….

Mar 23 2012

… Just another Day in Paradise

Author: Kerry

Due to my motivation and ambition being on vacation on this fine friday morning… I started reading through old emails… instead of answering current ones that would surely require thought that I havent had enough coffee to form yet… which I am gulping at an alarming rate convinced my brain is at the bottom of this cup…. I found this… admit it… you would like to work with me

Dear Princess Natalie,

Hi, my name is, oh man, you almost got me there, but any how I kidnapped something very dear to your heart (see picture below). Why am I doing this, well, I want some money, and this was the first thing that came to my mind. Since I don’t like to work, I decided that this would be the catalyst to a lump some of ill gained cash. So here is what I want, I want all the money you have in you’re pockets, not to mention a VIP room in Buckingham Palace, free for my use whenever I want. I also want one of those crowns with the red felt and criss-crossed gold with jewels in it and the little cross on top, and I will need a scepter also, because with a scepter I can hit anyone that calls me stupid when I carry around a scepter and crown.

If you don’t meet my demands, I am willing to go to some drastic levels. I urge you to try me, call my bluff, and just see what happens.

So make haste Little Lady, and meet my demands, because you don’t want me to reach the third stage of my plan, trust me.

Sincerely,
Kerry ….I mean…not.

Mar 21 2012

When arranging transportation turns into an Email Serenade

Author: Kerry

This is what happens when I follow up on a text asking for Small Child to be transported from school… I was asking for a favor… So really… I had to sing a little… Luckily, My friends know how to handle that

From: Kerry
Sent: Tuesday, March 20, 2012 8:19 AM
To: Michelle
Subject: You! Yeah you… over there!

Did you get my text… have I told you lately that I love you… Have I told you, theres no one else above you… you fill my heart with gladness… take away all my sadness… ease my troubles that’s what you do

From: Michelle
Sent: Tuesday, March 20, 2012 9:05 AM
To: Kerry 
Subject: RE: You! Yeah you… over there!

 

Yep, sorry. I didn’t see it until late last night. My phone was hiding from me. Yep, we can pick up Small Child this week….   Did you ever know that you’re my hero, and everything I would like to be? …. I can fly higher than an eagle,…. ’cause you are the wind beneath my wings.

 

From: Kerry

Sent: Tuesday, March 20, 2012 9:18 AM

To: Michelle

Subject: RE: You! Yeah you… over there!
 

Thank you!!!!! … Lean on me… when youre not strong.. and Ill be your friend… Ill help you carry on… Just call on me brother.. if you need a hand… we all need somebody to lean on. J

From: Michelle
Sent: Tuesday, March 20, 2012 9:40 AM

To: Kerry
Subject: RE: You! Yeah you… over there!

No problem!!  … I’ll be there for you …  (When the rain starts to pour) …I’ll be there for you … (Like I’ve been there before) …. I’ll be there for you  … (‘Cause you’re there for me too) 

From: Kerry
Sent: Tuesday, March 20, 2012 9:42 AM
To: Michelle

Subject: RE: You! Yeah you… over there! 

ROTFL!! Me and you.. and you and me… no matter how you toss the dice.. it had to be.. the only one for me is you… and you for me… so happy together!!!

From: Michelle
Sent: Tuesday, March 20, 2012 9:48 AM

To: Kerry 
Subject: RE: You! Yeah you… over there!

 … You’ve got a friend in me … You’ve got a friend in me … When the road looks rough ahead … And you’re miles and miles …From your nice warm bed …Just remember what your old pal said … You’ve got a friend in me.

From: Kerry
Sent: Tuesday, March 20, 2012 9:51 AM
To: Michelle

Subject: RE: You! Yeah you… over there!

Keep smiling… keep shining… knowing you can always count on me.. for sure… that’s what friends are for… through good times.. and bad times.. Ill be on your side for ever more… That’s what friends are for

From: Michelle
Sent: Tuesday, March 20, 2012 9:59 AM

To: Kerry 
Subject: RE: You! Yeah you… over there!

What would you think if I sang out of tune, … Would you stand up and walk out on me? … Lend me your ears and I’ll sing you a song  … And I’ll try not to sing out of key…. Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends …Mm, gonna try with a little help from my friends

From: Kerry
Sent: Tuesday, March 20, 2012 10:01 AM
To: Michelle

Subject: RE: You! Yeah you… over there!

<waves lighter back and forth> We are the world… We are the children… We are the ones who make a brighter day so let’s start giving… There’s a choice we’re making… we’re saving our own lives… Its true we’ll make a better day.. just you and me

From: Michelle
Sent: Tuesday, March 20, 2012 10:10 AM

To: Kerry 
Subject: RE: You! Yeah you… over there!

I’d like to see the world for once …  all standing hand in hand … and hear them echo through the hills … for peace throughout the land (that’s the song i hear) … I’d like to teach the world to sing
in perfect harmony… I’d like to buy the world a coke …and keep it company


From: Kerry
Sent: Tuesday, March 20, 2012 10:11 AM

To: Michelle
Subject: RE: You! Yeah you… over there!
Okay! You win! LMAO! You know this is going to end up on my blog