Its a Trap!
Sep
26
2012
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socially acceptable f@#% off!
Articles
Aug
23
2012
… precocious you are
burn the books they’ve got too many names and psychosis
all this incriminating evidence would surely haunt me
if someone broke into my house
suits in the living room
do you realize guys I was born in 1974
we’ve got someone here to explain your publishing
we know how much you love to be in front of audiences
hopeful you are
schoolbound you are
naive you are
driven you are
take a trip to new york with your guardian
and your fake identification
when they said “is there something anything
you’d like to know young lady?”
you said “yes I’d like to know what kind of people
i’ll be dealing with”
precocious you are
headstrong you are
terrified you are
ahead of your time you are
don’t mind our staring but
we’re surprised you’re not in a far-gone asylum
we’re surprised you didn’t crack up
lord knows that we would’ve
we would’ve liked to have been there
but you keep pushing us away
resilient you are
big time you are
ruthless you are
precious you are
Aug
21
2012
… Like a vomiting of words into the keyboard and onto your screen….
Ive missed some writing prompts the last few weeks again… And I think you missed me… I cant say that I blame you really… I will make it up to you… I will write about them all… I will get past this writers block… and join the land of the bloggers yet again….
Or will I …. Perhaps instead some insight into the dilemma….
1.) What do your kids have that you always wanted when you were a kid? Other than this one… Im not going to answer this one…
2.) You were supposed to start a garden this summer…share the fruits of your labor. OH MY GAWD ::: Looks outside at her planter boxes that had planted seeds of Catnip, Chamomile, mint, and some smattering of wild flowers :::: Im not answering this one either
3.) Aside from your kids, pets, your husband, your coffee and your wine…what makes you smile? Are you watching me? How do you know about my love affair with coffee and wine… Obviously you already know way too much about me… I can’t answer this one either
4.) Write about something that complicates your life. I feel like these prompts are personal questions! Like you know what is going on in my head… Because it is complicated right now… I struggle to find ways to spend time with my thirteen year old boy… and feel close… I love him so much … and he is so… well… look for yourself…. this is what he is doing as I type.. I cant possibly write about that!
5.) Share your writing process. How long does it take an idea in your head to get published on your blog? Upon seeing this prompt I only came up with one image… I am sorry … But its true… and I am incapable of putting it into words
Aug
16
2012
… New Soul
Aug
15
2012
… Coffee Shack Savior
Aug
10
2012
… I’d much rather just sleep with you…
1 am.. We have got to stop meeting like this… I’d much rather just sleep with you…
KERRY HAS FORGOTTEN what it was like to sleep.
It hadn’t been that long since she’d had sleep that she’d forget, surely… Nevertheless, she had.
She had memories of sleep.
Well … vague memories, anyway.
She vaguely remembered how good it felt to put her head down on the soft coolness of a pillow.
She vaguely remembered what it was like to feel as though she were melting into the comfort of a nice… soft mattress.
She vaguely remembered what it was like to get the covers just right so that she was warm where she wanted to be warm and cool where she wanted to be cool.
Aug
03
2012
… The Never Ending Nipple
me: Ummmm The universe wants to marry me, and wants me to have this ring.
Mr. Amazing: Tell the Universe to fuck off, you’re taken
me: LMAO
Mr. Amazing: But if the universe wants to give you a ring that’s different
me: I think it wants me to have that ring!!
Mr. Amazing: .01 carat diamonds… 1% of a nice diamond
me: its a snake… did you miss that part… the snake…
Mr. Amazing: black rhodium snake
me: It wants me to wear it!
Mr. Amazing: 
That’s what I want
me: That is awesome… but really… where would you wear that ROTFLMAO! Like giant bling on your chest to work?
Mr. Amazing: I would wear it all the time, I would call it a religious talisman and start to cry if someone asked about it and then stare up into the sky and fake meditate Latin words
me: ROTFLMAO!
Mr. Amazing: I want that now, I would wear it under my shirt and tell them it was my sacred necklace
me: I would get you a long enough chain that it would look like a nipple
a never ending nipple
me: If I had a tattoo gun… you would never be safe to sleep again… you would have oracle nipples
Mr. Amazing: oracle? why oracle? what does that even mean?
me: The southern oracle… The two halves… Im naming your nipples
Mr. Amazing: and why would you have a tatoo gun
me: it could happen
Mr. Amazing the Southern oracle that would be a bad ass tattoo
me: Your nip could be the eye
that opens and kills people if they are afraid, and they will all be afraid
Mr. Amazing: LOL I would be afraid
Mr. Amazing: I like that Auryn medallion, The universe wants me to have it
me: The universe speaks in mysterious ways
Mr. Amazing: yes, yes it does
Aug
02
2012
Your Political Guide to Fast Food Restaurants…
Picture if you will… the moral dilemma I faced in 100 degree weather yesterday afternoon… As I ran to get lunch for some co-workers … They wanted Chick Fil A… Chick Fil A was filled with all kinds of appreciative customers… which I was not one (I had never actually been to a Chick Fil A) So I find it Ironic that the day I go requires me going against my stance on equality… bigotry… and Hate….
Or did it?
This Morning KFC came out in support of LGBT Equality… Well… damn… I hate their nasty food… where is the chicken equality…
People… I couldn’t make this shit up if I tried!
But Try we Shall….
McDonalds comes out in support of only homosexuals and denigrates the existence of heterosexuals
Burger King is for all forms of sexual attraction, including bisexual and autosexual
Subway only supports transgenders
Taco Bell is for lesbians only, duh (LMAO!)
Arbys suggests that anyone who sells meat between two buns can not really be against being Gay… and right they are….
The Sign Lies… Its not really delicious 🙂
Jul
11
2012
What I am is… well… what I am
I Am
I am Sassy and Sweet … like a sour patch kid
I wonder how many ripples every action I make causes
I hear waves crashing even as I sleep landlocked
I see energy as colors that vibrate around people
I want to worry less and enjoy more
I am Gentle and yet so capable of being harsh
I pretend to understand why we live this life the way we do
I feel like we make this so much harder than it is
I touch the wind
I worry that I am not good enough… for even the smallest things
I cry when angry, when scared, when frustrated, when happy, I cry too much
I am Sassy and Sweet … like a sour patch kid
I understand that there is more than what we see
I say truth is something we must stand in
I dream my fears
I try to not let them control me
I hope I am teaching the smalls to walk in love, not fear
I am Sassy and Sweet … like a sour patch kid
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Now make your own (Here)… Because it actually moved me
Thank you so much for this weeks prompt… I really needed that moment
Jul
02
2012
… Random Ramblings about moving on… and the Near Death experience of a Cat
This weeks Writing prompt from MamaKats made me smile…. ” Share a story about a stray you took in or an animal you once rescued.”
I was married once before… Before I really understood men like Mr. Amazing could love someone like me… I often refer to those times as the “Dark Ages”… but there were some positive things that came out of it…. The birth of Small Child… The ability to adopt Tall Child…. but when it ended… and who knows… maybe someday we will talk about it and its ending…. When that man moved out… I replaced him with a cat… Shadow Cat to be specific… We gave him a home, when his other humans were looking for one for him… and they were friends of ours…. and the children rejoiced… and the Ferocious Beast Doggy did not… and all was well in the Kingdom…. (Shadow Cat and Ferocious beast are Best friends 5 years later… Like best of best friends… Shadow cat purrs upon seeing him… and Beast Doggy pretends he has to poop to sneak the cat outside when it wants out) …
Based on the success of Shadow Cat joining our lil gypsy troupe of a family… Tall child brought us another little bundle of fur… from her college dorm… It needed a home… its person was moving…. and it was the cutest thing I had ever seen….
And the children rejoiced….
And Shadow Cat and Beast Dog desperately wanted to show Flora the Ropes… Or eat her… Probably eat her…
But Flora would have none of this… She moved into my bedroom… and under my bed… and only came out when the house was asleep and all the lights were out… she would come out and eat… and use the litter box… or my clothes if they were on the floor…. and then crawl into my bed and love on my face… and nest in my hair… and allow herself to be snuggled and kissed and all was well…. We nick named her Ghost Kitty
Last… but not least… Near death experience of the cat… and I only share this… because well… it was so freakish… We love her dearly, and thought… well… its spring, lets throw her outside and see what happens….
Here is what happened : She went out… loved it… did really well… then I got brave… and let Zip (Beast Doggy) out…. That didn’t go so well… I have never seen a cat try to run through a fence… but that is exactly what she did….face first… into the chain link fence… and with enough force behind her to get her head stuck there… Small Child is screaming.. I think she is dead….. I shove her head back out of the fence… thinking… well she is dying anyways right? and carry her back in the house… hold her for a while… look her over….no blood…. set her down… she makes a mad dash for the safety of my bedroom… and right under the bed….. whew! she is fine. We bought her all kinds of treats and special stuff…. and found her another set of persons… because we loved her enough to not sentence her to a life under the bed…. much like Harry Potter under the stairs…
Here… Have a gratuitous picture of Shadow Cat and Zip the Beast Dog
