Sometimes… its easier to accept the wine… than the whining 🙂
Spring  Sming … I’m not convinced it exists… it has been cold… and snowing still off and on … With just a dash of sunshiney days to keep us from going all “The Shining” on each other… so before I wrote a post complaining and moaning the woes of the winter that just won’t end… I jumped on my local news page to check the weather… because I am a good blogger… who takes her prompts seriously and never gets distracted off the topic… WTF is this???
Soooooo here is the discussion that spawned…
Tolman: Â I’m such a grammar/spellin
 me:  BAHAHA! Yes! That is sad honestly … They are supposed to be professionals
Tolman:  Good on that woman though! I should take up pole dancing!!!
me:  Uhhh Somehow… I just know that’s how I would die…. Death by Pole Dancing to lose weight… you know it is true… I would fall on my head
Tolman: HAhahaahahaa!! Oh come on!!
me:Â Â You know its true… Broken Neck… From pole dancing
Tolman: It would make for a VERY interesting obituary!!!! Probably go viral!!!
me:Â Â Great! I will finally be discovered when I am dead
In conclusion… This is what Spring looks like in my neck of the woods…. and I am finally going to be discovered!!!
Inspired by
This is not a real post… this is a Funday Friday post… Please tune in next week for your regularly scheduled nonsense
The New Pope and North Korea held most of the headlines this week… and I thought I we could all use something a little different… These are real stories people… (Linked to sources)
A participant dressed as Papa Smurf scrambles through mud in the fourth extreme BraveheartBattle run in Muennerstadt, Germany, on March 9. The 15-mile track is known as one of the toughest, most extreme obstacle courses in the world.
Personally .. I always thought Smurfette had loose morals
In other news… This happened…
This koala was sleeping in a tree when it was rudely awakened by a gardener who decided to water his trees. Matt Wilkinson said: There was a heatwave in Adelaide recently and temperatures reached up to 40C. We use the sprinklers and garden hose to wet the house and surrounding trees when it’s hot to avoid a bush fire but when I watered one of the trees, this koala got a bit of a soaking. It was a boiling hot day so i’m sure it helped the koala cool down.
That Koala is clearly not pleased … Neeeyaaahhh!
I’m thinking these fish are having a way worse day than the Koala…
More than 2500kg of fresh water fish were scattered on a section of road in southern China’s Hunan Province following an accident. The driver of the truck transporting the fish lost control of his vehicle when one of his tires blew. He crashed into the safety barrier at the side of the road, which caused the hinged side of his truck to spring open and spill his entire load of fish.
Gramma always said… don’t cry over spilled milk… but this?
Traditional Green Eggs and Ham (Turkey Bacon in our case) for Dr. Suess’s Birthday!
Then to the track… I found my walking buddy… she doesn’t really so much walk
… Get him a free trial pair of contacts says Mr Amazing… Let him try them…. Look at those baby blues!
Last year I celebrated Dr. Suess’s birthday by having a grandchild! What better day to do it really!!! How cute is this lil one year old tiniest small of all!