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May 20 2014

Having your cake and eating it too…

Author: Kerry

A blog post inspired by the word: sweet

Okay… I will be honest… I read through the prompts this week and just couldn’t come up with a single thing… So I went to my fall back and depended on others to make the magic happen, and by magic I mean cake!

me: I want cake

Mr. Amazing: LOL that was random

me: Random yes… but true still …in fact, even more than cake… I want pie

Mr. Amazing:

me: okay… fuck pie… I want that cake

Mr. Amazing: ROFL

me: these things are important dear!

Mr. Amazing: should I stop by the bakery on the way home? ROFL

me: I dont think the bakery will have that cake…And now that I have seen it… nothing else will do…I should show it to The Cookie wife LMAO!

Mr. Amazing: ROFLMAO it is butter-cream with lemon curd and fresh raspberries

http://dailydelicious.blogspot.com/2012/01/lemon-raspberry-cake-with-lemon.html

me: Cookie Wife… we need to have a serious talk…

I know cookies is your thing… I get that…

I married into the idea…. but… I NEED this cake

CookieWife: LOL!! It looks tasty!!

me: I NEED it, from the very pit of my soul!

it is butter-cream with lemon curd

and fresh raspberries

Mr. Amazing: ROFLMAO

me: Why is everyone laughing! This is serious! clear to the pit of my soul I NEED that cake …. BAHAHAHA

Mr. Amazing: Why are you laughing then?

me: because I am deranged…. I part of my soul is missing… I think its that cake!

CookieWife: Where’s the recipe???

me: http://dailydelicious.blogspot.com/2012/01/lemon-raspberry-cake-with-lemon.html

CookieWife: It has GRAM and CELSIUS measurements!!!!

Where did you find it??

me: LOL! I just saw the pic and hunted it down ROTFL!

CookieWife: If you convert all the measurements, I’ll bake it!

me: SHADDUP! I will get Mr Amazing in on this…

me: It has GRAM and CELSIUS measurements!!!!

If you convert all the measurements, She’ll bake it!

MR AMAZING!! I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!

Mr. Amazing: ROFLMAO http://www.onlineconversion.com/ temperature is Celsius and weight is grams

me: Quick! Find me another cake…

UPDATE!!!

These magical little goodies showed up at my office today… they are Lemon Curd and Fresh Raspberries on Shortcake? I think… They were divine! I have the coolest life ever. That is all

Apr 23 2014

Who’s got two thumbs and bought FanX/ComicCon tickets! This Girl!

Author: Kerry

The most exciting thing you purchased this month.

I wanted to do something fun for small child… all of his friends were going… so when he asked… ofcourse I told him they were sold out…

I then showed up at his school with a sonic screwdriver made a quick stop at a thrift store…He dressed as Dr. Who and the greatest day ever proceeded to happen

At one point I was concerned that we were just walking around.. not really accomplishing anything… I asked him if he wanted to attend any panels… because I didnt want him to feel like he was just walking around… he looked at me and exclaimed “THIS IS AWESOME!” So we continued to walk around and see everything.

Besides… Only at FanX – Comic con can this Easter Picture be created… and be honest… it is the greatest one you have ever seen!

Apr 23 2014

I love his face :)

Author: Kerry

Nothing makes me happier… than this guy.

Apr 18 2014

NSFW… in a SFW kinda way

Author: Kerry

Well… I’ve also got to introduce a new character I suppose to this blog…She needs a name… Let’s just call her the CoffeelessCanadian…

Ya kinda hafta come in mid conversation… Be warned… this is a real thing however… and I wouldn’t click the links if you are at work or have small children around you… but you will eventually need to click the links… because… someone somewhere out there is wearing that underwear… and you wouldn’t even know it. Also… I used the NSFW acronym because well… its funny… and this (SFW) but all the JUNK is covered… I don’t wanna be staring at it… hell I do not even know how they walk around with those things!

Chat:

CoffeelessCanadian: You know you are going to get us both some for CHRISTMAS!

Me: Can’t… I’ve already ordered you this for Christmas – Real EBAY Auction Link (NSFW)

IMAGE HERE (NSFW)

CoffeelessCanadian: OMG STOP GOGGLING THEM!

Me: They could have at least waxed… just sayin’

CoffeelessCanadian: ROTFL that’s what you notice??? I’m trying to figure out why he is smelling his pits

Me: ROTFLMAO! They are wearing rubber-bands over their JUNK and that is what you notice?

CoffeelessCanadian: I Don’t want him. He is tooooo young and he’d be sloppy GUARANTEED! and I want pants.

Me: Woman.. anyone that wants whatever kinda man in that thong has issues. It just looks painful!

CoffeelessCanadian: Good hell woman! PANTS! move on… too young.. and judging by his nose placement he has not showered in a while

Me: What if it becomes a swimsuit trend!

CoffeelessCanadian: Then I am putting in my own friggin pool!

Me: Right? Cause your father in law… or any father for that matter…. You are welcome

CoffeelessCanadian: OMG I may officially hate you for that.

Me: BLOGGING THIS!

Mar 26 2014

I found the Tardis!!!!

Author: Kerry

Okay… this is pretty freaking cute… and I know you can’t see it in the image…. so I will explain… above my home is an LDS temple up on the mountain side… right smack dab in the middle of a residential neighborhood… and all around this statuesque building are signs that state “temple parking” …. one night… driving with small child… having one of our “talks” we drive past a house directly across the street from it…. and there is one section of the parkway roped off… and the sign states “Dr. Who Fans Parking” … and on their lawn was THE TARDIS!!!…. so we parked there… and it was very dark… but I jumped out for the photo op because…. HA!… and double HA! HA!

I don’t know who these people are… but I love them… that is all.

And since this is the closest I ever want to be to the temple… I would like to dedicate this Wordless Wednesday post to my favorite male LDS missionary in the field (and his momma)…. you will have better luck getting people to see temples if you have a Tardis… that is all

If you are in Georgia.... and see this kid... Tell him to get a Tardis!!!

If you are in Georgia…. and see this kid… Tell him he needs a Tardis!

Mar 24 2014

Totes… This is my jam!!!

Author: Kerry

Mr. Amazing: ILTIS is going to be my new “catch all response”

me: Huh?

Mr. Amazing: I laughed ’til I stopped – ILTIS or Iltis

me: LOL You are killing me… You need sleep

Mr. Amazing: Iltis

me: Quit that, every time you type it all I see is the word tits

Mr. Amazing: iltis – it’s my new jam

me: BAHAHAHA

Mr. Amazing: IMNJ or IMJ – I like it IMJ – iltis

me: Crazy Pants

Mr. Amazing: IMJ baby

me: Im done talking to you until you say words… words that mean things

Mr. Amazing: I know, it’s difficult to parse

me: you are grounded

Mr. Amazing: from difficult parsing?

me: LOL you are a brat

Mr. Amazing: my vocabulary diversity increases when I am drowsy

me: So does the humor I find in you.

Mr. Amazing I am 100% humor free certified and guaranteed

me: No, Quite the opposite

Mr. Amazing: is 520 calories a low-calorie drink?

me: Ummmm No

Mr. Amazing: Oh – iltis

me: LMAO! I am tearing those letters off your keyboard

Mr. Amazing: IMJ Kerry

me: A JAM IS A SONG!

Mr. Amazing: IMJ

me: LMAO!!! You are going to be the death of me… literally

Mr. Amazing: I am broadening a colloquial term for personal and casual use that may have an alternate and beneficial effect of causing irritation in others – IMJ

me: no… just no

Mr. Amazing: JS, IMJ (just sayin’) that just happened

me: ROTFLMAO!!!

Mr. Amazing: TJH, OMG, TJH, IMJ, JS

me: Quit it!!

Mr. Amazing: OK

me: LOL

Mr. Amazing: iltis

me: You are making me laugh so hard there are tears

Mr. Amazing: I’m sorry JS – IS … HFS, IS, that’s totes IMJ

me: I cant even keep up any more… and you are too old to say totes

Mr. Amazing: (Holy Fucking Shit) HFS it’s gonna be a thing JS

me: Thats it… Blogging it

Mr. Amazing: HFS, TJH, fo sho

This is my favorite pic of Mr. Amazing in all the world… JS…

Mar 21 2014

I love it when he talks dirty to me…

Author: Kerry

Chat 🙂

me: I am buying “King Sized” Muffin tins on amazon… that is all… Imma make all kinds of stuff in those things… I found more ideas… some include yummy dinner things

Mr. Amazing: lol dinner muffins

me: Mini Meatloafs dude! Its gonna happen (Those are words I never ever thought I would say… ever… I have made it a point to NEVER make meatloaf)

Mr. Amazing: Ugh

me: But actually… I was thinking this little taco recipe… LOL and there are other things… chicken bakes… etc.

Mr. Amazing: tacos and muffins – seems suspicious

me: Bahahaha Just go with it… im cooking shit… its a miracle

Mr. Amazing: I was more thinking that with all of this talk about tacos and muffins…

me: What!.. what ya gonna say? LOLOLOL!

Mr. Amazing: Urban Dictionary … that is all

me: BAHAHAHA!

Mr. Amazing:Any number of possibly insulting, more than likely crude, nsfw and otherwise inappropriate comments may ensue (that would be a hilarious tagline for smiffbib)

me: YES! Yes it would!

Mr. Amazing: ROFLMAO

I totally made these btw. My Cookie Wife would be so proud!!!

9 Grain Bread, Cage Free Brown Eggs, Swiss Cheese, and Turkey Bacon.

Mar 17 2014

St. Patrick’s Day Massacre Revenge

Author: Kerry

For those of you that haven’t been following our Leprechaun saga through the years… read what happened last year (Leprechauns… Agents of Satan) just to make more sense of the following images…. Bahahahaha!

Small Child built a trap… Smallest Child made them a nice home after being almost captured last year… she didn’t want to anger them.

Her home was much appreciated.

Small Child paid the price this year for trying to trap them… and falling for the trap of agreeing with a leprechaun to help catch his sister!

He stepped into the trap… which they pulled .. rendering him dumbfounded as they taped him to the floor….

The note was left by his trap… along with some treats for him too!

I am pretty sure our Leprechauns have won over the heart of Smallest Child who was sick with the flu today… and to be super honest… something tells me Small Child didn’t mind being taped to the floor too awful much…

HAPPY ST. PATRICK’S DAY!!!!

Mar 07 2014

Fat Tuesday on Funday Friday :)

Author: Kerry

Technically this is just a bunch of Gibberish… but it makes me laugh… really there are even two morals to this story…. Bread and Butter Pickles are Nasty…. and Mr Amazing swears a lot when lacking sleep.

Mr. Amazing: today is dragging so bad that the day itself is literally sad

me: Its so sad its comfort eating… that is why its Fat Tuesday

Mr. Amazing: Fat Tuesday is literally a giant horrible sad monster baby crying for it’s mama

me: and its mama is a doughnut!

Mr. Amazing: literally

me: I want one

Mr. Amazing: I literally went out on a limb with that one

me: Bahahaha

Mr. Amazing: irregardless of the mama doughnut

me: We should get doughnuts

Mr. Amazing: LOL I am figuratively a horrible person

me: You are full of all the words

Mr. Amazing: irregardless literally bothers me to death

me: Your words make me wanna throat punch you

Mr. Amazing: so does “aint’ got none”

me: OH OH! how about “Aint nobody gots time fo dat!”

Mr. Amazing: one doughnut and a side of pithy sarcasm

me: instead- I am feeding you a hot dog for dinner… and your gonna like it

Mr. Amazing: use gonna like it

me: With chips on the side- I am literally not cooking shit

Mr. Amazing:good, because I really, really, really want to avoid you literally cooking shit

me: BAHAHAHA

Mr. Amazing: in fact, compared to literal shit, hot dogs seem pretty okay

me: Thats why I present it that, we helps with expectations

Mr. Amazing: Yes, thanks for lower my expectations to a reasonable (if not menial) level

me: I have hotdog buns… its a gourmet meal

Mr. Amazing: Oh yeah!

me: I dont even wanna eat the hot dogs

Mr. Amazing: ROFLMAO Hows about with pickles and sauerkraut

me: Maybe with Sauerkraut but… even then im not so sure… maybe smothered in Nacho Cheese

Mr. Amazing: ROFLMAO that sounds nasty

me: I like cheese (Stating the obvious is my super power)

Mr. Amazing: General Obvious?

me: Ahem… Captain….Obviously

Mr. Amazing: Fine… Captain Obvious I got paid!

me: OH! (We still have to eat the hotdogs, or the buns will go stale)

Mr. Amazing: Okay But we can have dessert…. <evil laughter>

me: LOL! Actually- If you send me money… I might really go buy Saurkraut

Mr. Amazing: OMG – Day… Fucking END

me: 14 minutes

Mr. Amazing: Seriously, I am about to BITCH slap FAT Tuesday

me: ROTFLMAO!!! I CANNOT believe you just said that

Mr. Amazing: I am laughing at my desk like an idiot

me: Ditto

Mr. Amazing: Kerry… I can’t stop

me: Do you want chili for your hot dogs? You need sleep

Mr. Amazing: I want mustard

me: we have mustard

Mr. Amazing: and pickles

me: Uhhhh Im not sure where we are the pickle front

Mr. Amazing: cuz I think the we have the… “It’s a TRAP!!!”

pickles in the fridge the bread and butter tastes like shit evil pickles of doom

Fuck you Bread n’ Butter pickles… Fuck you….

me: ROTFLMAO! Gimme your monies! I will buy you pickles… and destroy the enemy ones

Feb 25 2014

Slurpees on Saturday.

Author: Kerry

Me: Saturday is all good to go still. If <insert adorable niece anonymity here> falls off the bed, imma punch her in da face… I am ready for a night with no kiddos I think…

Mr. Amazing: OMG I know, Lots of kids. Thanks for asking, I appreciate it, It will be nice to have a night with just the two of us, That way I can upset you without the smalls mocking me

me: Bahahaha!!! Sounds like a romantic evening

Mr. Amazing: Well, we all know the universal constant, I will do something stupid

me: No uh, you do not…Quit that…You are amazing and I miss having slurpees with you

Mr. Amazing: lol we have a night scheduled for it now

me: ROTFL!

Mr. Amazing: Let me just pencil that in

me: BAHAHAH! I was just trying to make you blush!

Mr. Amazing: There, I put it on the calendar

me: You behave

Mr. Amazing: Slurpees with wife between 10 PM and 8 AM

me: That long?

Mr. Amazing: Just covering my bases

me: BAHAHAH! okay okay, stop

Mr. Amazing: I wouldn’t want something to get scheduled on top of that

me: Oh comeon! just once let me shock you!

Mr. Amazing: I am shocked

me: bratface

Mr. Amazing: seriously though it’s scheduled I set a 1 hour reminder It’s a new moon on the 1st That’s also on my calendar

me: ROTFLMAO!

Mr. Amazing: it just says “Slurpees with Wife”

me: ROTFLMAO! You know whats gonna happen now dontcha?

Mr. Amazing: We won’t be able to I’m taking it off of my calendar just in case no offense

me: ROTFL!!! Im Blogging this!

Mr. Amazing: No you are not

me: Ummmm Still blogging it

Mr. Amazing nope I don’t need my mother to know what my slurpee schedule is, Oh Jeebus don’t blog it

I am going to create a blog called”Don’t Blog It!”

me: What if I swap out the word sex for slurpees!!!

socially acceptable f@#% off!