Either I just tried to breathe water… Or this fish is out to get me… Im going with option #2
Gchat –
Mr.Amazing: How are you doing?
me: I’m alright… you?
Mr.Amazing: Doing okay, just wanted to check on you
You seemed super happy this morning, I just didn’t want to lose you to over-happiness…
me: LOL oh, I’m swimming in it
that happiness
Mr.Amazing: you that happiness
yeah.. you
they are so similar
me: I’m just working away, doing what I need too, and noticed something…
Mr.Amazing: what is that?
me: LOL when you decide you hate someone.. you hate everything about them… look at that bitch over there eating those crackers like she owns the place
LMAO! I think I’m hysterical
Mr.Amazing: Wow
me: I looooovvveee you
Mr.Amazing: So… are you upset with them?
I like crackers
Do you hate me?
So are you upset with them?
me: LOL upset? whatever gave you that Idea
I’m murderous… completely different
Mr.Amazing: oh
that seems healthy
me: Right?
Mr.Amazing: not really…
me: Meh… Bitterness looks good on me
Mr.Amazing: Uh…
me: I’ve been told I look nice three times
Mr.Amazing: I think you should just be happy
See, you look nice
Mr.Amazing: Sorry you are attitudey…
me: Its actually my best work quality 🙂
really
Due to my motivation and ambition being on vacation on this fine friday morning… I started reading through old emails… instead of answering current ones that would surely require thought that I havent had enough coffee to form yet… which I am gulping at an alarming rate convinced my brain is at the bottom of this cup…. I found this… admit it… you would like to work with me
Dear Princess Natalie,
Hi, my name is, oh man, you almost got me there, but any how I kidnapped something very dear to your heart (see picture below). Why am I doing this, well, I want some money, and this was the first thing that came to my mind. Since I don’t like to work, I decided that this would be the catalyst to a lump some of ill gained cash. So here is what I want, I want all the money you have in you’re pockets, not to mention a VIP room in Buckingham Palace, free for my use whenever I want. I also want one of those crowns with the red felt and criss-crossed gold with jewels in it and the little cross on top, and I will need a scepter also, because with a scepter I can hit anyone that calls me stupid when I carry around a scepter and crown.
If you don’t meet my demands, I am willing to go to some drastic levels. I urge you to try me, call my bluff, and just see what happens.
So make haste Little Lady, and meet my demands, because you don’t want me to reach the third stage of my plan, trust me.
Sincerely,
Kerry ….I mean…not.
This is what happens after I innocently order Wine Flavored Gummies from the UK… Do you all have this problem
(Gmail Chat)