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So… Happiness … We meet again…

Gchat –

Mr.Amazing: How are you doing?

me: I’m alright… you?

Mr.Amazing: Doing okay, just wanted to check on you

You seemed super happy this morning, I just didn’t want to lose you to over-happiness…

me: LOL oh, I’m swimming in it

that happiness

Mr.Amazing: you that happiness

yeah.. you

they are so similar

me: I’m just working away, doing what I need too, and noticed something…

Mr.Amazing: what is that?

me: LOL when you decide you hate someone.. you hate everything about them… look at that bitch over there eating those crackers like she owns the place

LMAO! I think I’m hysterical

Mr.Amazing: Wow

me: I looooovvveee you

Mr.Amazing: So… are you upset with them?

I like crackers

Do you hate me?

So are you upset with them?

me: LOL upset? whatever gave you that Idea

I’m murderous… completely different

Mr.Amazing: oh

that seems healthy

me: Right?

Mr.Amazing: not really…

me: Meh… Bitterness looks good on me

Mr.Amazing: Uh…

me: I’ve been told I look nice three times

Mr.Amazing: I think you should just be happy

See, you look nice

Mr.Amazing: Sorry you are attitudey…

me: Its actually my best work quality 🙂

really

… Just another Day in Paradise

Due to my motivation and ambition being on vacation on this fine friday morning… I started reading through old emails… instead of answering current ones that would surely require thought that I havent had enough coffee to form yet… which I am gulping at an alarming rate convinced my brain is at the bottom of this cup…. I found this… admit it… you would like to work with me

Dear Princess Natalie,

Hi, my name is, oh man, you almost got me there, but any how I kidnapped something very dear to your heart (see picture below). Why am I doing this, well, I want some money, and this was the first thing that came to my mind. Since I don’t like to work, I decided that this would be the catalyst to a lump some of ill gained cash. So here is what I want, I want all the money you have in you’re pockets, not to mention a VIP room in Buckingham Palace, free for my use whenever I want. I also want one of those crowns with the red felt and criss-crossed gold with jewels in it and the little cross on top, and I will need a scepter also, because with a scepter I can hit anyone that calls me stupid when I carry around a scepter and crown.

If you don’t meet my demands, I am willing to go to some drastic levels. I urge you to try me, call my bluff, and just see what happens.

So make haste Little Lady, and meet my demands, because you don’t want me to reach the third stage of my plan, trust me.

Sincerely,
Kerry ….I mean…not.

Uhhh Yeah…. That just happened.

This is what happens after I innocently order Wine Flavored Gummies from the UK… Do you all have this problem

(Gmail Chat)

Mr Amazing:  lol gross why?! 
 
me:  Behave… I bet i could find urine gummies – Im going to look
Mr Amazing:  lol gross why?!
me:  Just to see LMAO
Ummmm okay no gummies… but I did find this little treasure
Mr Amazing: Good work, and look at the rating
I am buying it
me:  Dont you dare!!
Mr Amazing:   I just did, it looked really interesting
me:  OMG people have reviewed it! LMAO!
Mr Amazing:   using toilets and urine to create nitrogen rich compost heaps
she talks about where you can find cheap toilets
me:  ROTFLMAO!!!
Mr Amazing:   and Small Child could pee in the backyard whenever
and we can feed the flowers with it
me:  Like he would need the excuse
Mr Amazing:   Well, I ordered it
me: Liar … LMAO 
Mr Amazing:   I am going on ebay to order a toilet
me:  People that buy that book… also buy this… amazon said so
Mr Amazing:   even better, it’s made of porcelain and it’s pretty
me:  LMAO! quit it
Mr Amazing:   can pee in it and add leaves and banana peels and apples, etc
instead of throwing away all of that food
me:  OMG! Stop LMAO!
me:  ROTFLMAO!! OMG
Mr Amazing:    I can’t buy it yet, but the auction is going for 4 more days
I am going to bid $20
me:  I just pinned that toilet on pinterest LMAO
Mr Amazing:   It’s seriously awesome
me:  I titled it “Talk about a pot to piss in”… class just oozes from my pores
Mr Amazing:   I just put in a bid
do you see it yet?
me:  OMG! stop! no you didnt!
Mr Amazing:   I totally did
and I ordered the book
we are going to try this
it’s supposed to help the environment
me:  …
Mr Amazing:   don’t be mad
it really does look cool
right?
me:  Im going to copy this entire conversation and just post it on a blog