Technically this is just a bunch of Gibberish… but it makes me laugh… really there are even two morals to this story…. Bread and Butter Pickles are Nasty…. and Mr Amazing swears a lot when lacking sleep.
Mr. Amazing: today is dragging so bad that the day itself is literally sad
me: Its so sad its comfort eating… that is why its Fat Tuesday
Mr. Amazing: Fat Tuesday is literally a giant horrible sad monster baby crying for it’s mama
me: and its mama is a doughnut!
Mr. Amazing: literally
me: I want one
Mr. Amazing: I literally went out on a limb with that one
me: Bahahaha
Mr. Amazing: irregardless of the mama doughnut
me: We should get doughnuts
Mr. Amazing: LOL I am figuratively a horrible person
me: You are full of all the words
Mr. Amazing: irregardless literally bothers me to death
me: Your words make me wanna throat punch you
Mr. Amazing: so does “aint’ got none”
me: OH OH! how about “Aint nobody gots time fo dat!”
Mr. Amazing: one doughnut and a side of pithy sarcasm
me: instead- I am feeding you a hot dog for dinner… and your gonna like it
Mr. Amazing: use gonna like it
me: With chips on the side- I am literally not cooking shit
Mr. Amazing:good, because I really, really, really want to avoid you literally cooking shit
me: BAHAHAHA
Mr. Amazing: in fact, compared to literal shit, hot dogs seem pretty okay
me: Thats why I present it that, we helps with expectations
Mr. Amazing: Yes, thanks for lower my expectations to a reasonable (if not menial) level
me: I have hotdog buns… its a gourmet meal
Mr. Amazing: Oh yeah!
me: I dont even wanna eat the hot dogs
Mr. Amazing: ROFLMAO Hows about with pickles and sauerkraut
me: Maybe with Sauerkraut but… even then im not so sure… maybe smothered in Nacho Cheese
Mr. Amazing: ROFLMAO that sounds nasty
me: I like cheese (Stating the obvious is my super power)
Mr. Amazing: General Obvious?
me: Ahem… Captain….Obviously
Mr. Amazing: Fine… Captain Obvious I got paid!
me: OH! (We still have to eat the hotdogs, or the buns will go stale)
Mr. Amazing: Okay But we can have dessert…. <evil laughter>
me: LOL! Actually- If you send me money… I might really go buy Saurkraut
Mr. Amazing: OMG – Day… Fucking END
me: 14 minutes
Mr. Amazing: Seriously, I am about to BITCH slap FAT Tuesday
me: ROTFLMAO!!! I CANNOT believe you just said that
Mr. Amazing: I am laughing at my desk like an idiot
me: Ditto
Mr. Amazing: Kerry… I can’t stop
me: Do you want chili for your hot dogs? You need sleep
Mr. Amazing: I want mustard
me: we have mustard
Mr. Amazing: and pickles
me: Uhhhh Im not sure where we are the pickle front
Mr. Amazing: cuz I think the we have the… “It’s a TRAP!!!”
pickles in the fridge the bread and butter tastes like shit evil pickles of doom
Fuck you Bread n’ Butter pickles… Fuck you….
me: ROTFLMAO! Gimme your monies! I will buy you pickles… and destroy the enemy ones