Oddities

Uhhhh Just because Im like that

Mar 26 2012

The Host Teaser Trailer!!

Author: Kerry

blink blink… double take… is that… OMG!! Look what is featured on Yahoo today!

http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/the-host-2013/trailers/the-host-teaser-trailer-28696984.html

Here is the post I wrote about the book eons ago… and Why it is better than Vampires with Morals 🙂

 

Maybe I am Crazy… (original post May, 2008)

I am a little embarrased about my obsession- I am 34 years old, working in a very rewarding job, with wonderful children/husband, and am always striving to better myself….. So MAYBE that explains as I write this how maybe I struggle admitting my teenage like hysterical reaction to some things…..I know many of us have ranted and raved about the Stephanie Meyers Twilight series (So maybe my midlife obsession with a book written for teenagers isnt an uncommon thing)…. Maybe I was rather offended when in the middle of the count down to the new book, as well as the movie that she had worked on something else… Maybe I thought – How could she when all of us are waiting patiently for the fourth installment of the Bella/Edward/Jacob saga?

And then… There I was, shopping at costco on mothersday, spotted that book that new book ..There it was just sitting on the book table … SCREAMING MY NAME … Maybe i thought to myself… No way! Aliens? … But then again Maybe I purchased it… and Maybe I read it… maybe losing sleep to do so… maybe unable to put it down…. Maybe crying at the end … maybe not that little tear that escapes my eye and runs down my cheek…. no no…. maybe those overwhelming uncontrollable sobs… maybe you know the kind.

Maybe it is just where I am in my life right now… Maybe it just said somethings that I needed to hear, maybe it gave me a perspective on mankind that I could relate too, and gave me a goal of what I want to be like, Maybe it was BEAUTIFUL! Maybe it defined service, Maybe it touched on the deepest kind of love, Maybe I am still so shocked that I like this author SO much (maybe it is admittedly a little out of my norm) Maybe I relate to the characters so much because I am so blessed with people in my life. Maybe if I let go of all my weird pretenses about such a book…. and acknowledge that someone (named stephanie meyers) is masking these amazing truths in stories that young people (and old people apparently) will read… Maybe we are all being tricked into having spiritual experiences while reading a cheesy sounding sci-fi?
Maybe you better read it

And Now maybe you better see it!!! … Maybe then we can discuss …. Nature of man… Good Vs. Evil …I believe we are all the souls that are innately good.

Mar 23 2012

… Just another Day in Paradise

Author: Kerry

Due to my motivation and ambition being on vacation on this fine friday morning… I started reading through old emails… instead of answering current ones that would surely require thought that I havent had enough coffee to form yet… which I am gulping at an alarming rate convinced my brain is at the bottom of this cup…. I found this… admit it… you would like to work with me

Dear Princess Natalie,

Hi, my name is, oh man, you almost got me there, but any how I kidnapped something very dear to your heart (see picture below). Why am I doing this, well, I want some money, and this was the first thing that came to my mind. Since I don’t like to work, I decided that this would be the catalyst to a lump some of ill gained cash. So here is what I want, I want all the money you have in you’re pockets, not to mention a VIP room in Buckingham Palace, free for my use whenever I want. I also want one of those crowns with the red felt and criss-crossed gold with jewels in it and the little cross on top, and I will need a scepter also, because with a scepter I can hit anyone that calls me stupid when I carry around a scepter and crown.

If you don’t meet my demands, I am willing to go to some drastic levels. I urge you to try me, call my bluff, and just see what happens.

So make haste Little Lady, and meet my demands, because you don’t want me to reach the third stage of my plan, trust me.

Sincerely,
Kerry ….I mean…not.

Mar 21 2012

When arranging transportation turns into an Email Serenade

Author: Kerry

This is what happens when I follow up on a text asking for Small Child to be transported from school… I was asking for a favor… So really… I had to sing a little… Luckily, My friends know how to handle that

From: Kerry
Sent: Tuesday, March 20, 2012 8:19 AM
To: Michelle
Subject: You! Yeah you… over there!

Did you get my text… have I told you lately that I love you… Have I told you, theres no one else above you… you fill my heart with gladness… take away all my sadness… ease my troubles that’s what you do

From: Michelle
Sent: Tuesday, March 20, 2012 9:05 AM
To: Kerry 
Subject: RE: You! Yeah you… over there!

 

Yep, sorry. I didn’t see it until late last night. My phone was hiding from me. Yep, we can pick up Small Child this week….   Did you ever know that you’re my hero, and everything I would like to be? …. I can fly higher than an eagle,…. ’cause you are the wind beneath my wings.

 

From: Kerry

Sent: Tuesday, March 20, 2012 9:18 AM

To: Michelle

Subject: RE: You! Yeah you… over there!
 

Thank you!!!!! … Lean on me… when youre not strong.. and Ill be your friend… Ill help you carry on… Just call on me brother.. if you need a hand… we all need somebody to lean on. J

From: Michelle
Sent: Tuesday, March 20, 2012 9:40 AM

To: Kerry
Subject: RE: You! Yeah you… over there!

No problem!!  … I’ll be there for you …  (When the rain starts to pour) …I’ll be there for you … (Like I’ve been there before) …. I’ll be there for you  … (‘Cause you’re there for me too) 

From: Kerry
Sent: Tuesday, March 20, 2012 9:42 AM
To: Michelle

Subject: RE: You! Yeah you… over there! 

ROTFL!! Me and you.. and you and me… no matter how you toss the dice.. it had to be.. the only one for me is you… and you for me… so happy together!!!

From: Michelle
Sent: Tuesday, March 20, 2012 9:48 AM

To: Kerry 
Subject: RE: You! Yeah you… over there!

 … You’ve got a friend in me … You’ve got a friend in me … When the road looks rough ahead … And you’re miles and miles …From your nice warm bed …Just remember what your old pal said … You’ve got a friend in me.

From: Kerry
Sent: Tuesday, March 20, 2012 9:51 AM
To: Michelle

Subject: RE: You! Yeah you… over there!

Keep smiling… keep shining… knowing you can always count on me.. for sure… that’s what friends are for… through good times.. and bad times.. Ill be on your side for ever more… That’s what friends are for

From: Michelle
Sent: Tuesday, March 20, 2012 9:59 AM

To: Kerry 
Subject: RE: You! Yeah you… over there!

What would you think if I sang out of tune, … Would you stand up and walk out on me? … Lend me your ears and I’ll sing you a song  … And I’ll try not to sing out of key…. Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends …Mm, gonna try with a little help from my friends

From: Kerry
Sent: Tuesday, March 20, 2012 10:01 AM
To: Michelle

Subject: RE: You! Yeah you… over there!

<waves lighter back and forth> We are the world… We are the children… We are the ones who make a brighter day so let’s start giving… There’s a choice we’re making… we’re saving our own lives… Its true we’ll make a better day.. just you and me

From: Michelle
Sent: Tuesday, March 20, 2012 10:10 AM

To: Kerry 
Subject: RE: You! Yeah you… over there!

I’d like to see the world for once …  all standing hand in hand … and hear them echo through the hills … for peace throughout the land (that’s the song i hear) … I’d like to teach the world to sing
in perfect harmony… I’d like to buy the world a coke …and keep it company


From: Kerry
Sent: Tuesday, March 20, 2012 10:11 AM

To: Michelle
Subject: RE: You! Yeah you… over there!
Okay! You win! LMAO! You know this is going to end up on my blog

 

Mar 21 2012

Uhhh Yeah…. That just happened.

Author: Kerry

This is what happens after I innocently order Wine Flavored Gummies from the UK… Do you all have this problem

(Gmail Chat)

Mr Amazing:  lol gross why?! 
 
me:  Behave… I bet i could find urine gummies – Im going to look
Mr Amazing:  lol gross why?!
me:  Just to see LMAO
Ummmm okay no gummies… but I did find this little treasure
Mr Amazing: Good work, and look at the rating
I am buying it
me:  Dont you dare!!
Mr Amazing:   I just did, it looked really interesting
me:  OMG people have reviewed it! LMAO!
Mr Amazing:   using toilets and urine to create nitrogen rich compost heaps
she talks about where you can find cheap toilets
me:  ROTFLMAO!!!
Mr Amazing:   and Small Child could pee in the backyard whenever
and we can feed the flowers with it
me:  Like he would need the excuse
Mr Amazing:   Well, I ordered it
me: Liar … LMAO 
Mr Amazing:   I am going on ebay to order a toilet
me:  People that buy that book… also buy this… amazon said so
Mr Amazing:   even better, it’s made of porcelain and it’s pretty
me:  LMAO! quit it
Mr Amazing:   can pee in it and add leaves and banana peels and apples, etc
instead of throwing away all of that food
me:  OMG! Stop LMAO!
me:  ROTFLMAO!! OMG
Mr Amazing:    I can’t buy it yet, but the auction is going for 4 more days
I am going to bid $20
me:  I just pinned that toilet on pinterest LMAO
Mr Amazing:   It’s seriously awesome
me:  I titled it “Talk about a pot to piss in”… class just oozes from my pores
Mr Amazing:   I just put in a bid
do you see it yet?
me:  OMG! stop! no you didnt!
Mr Amazing:   I totally did
and I ordered the book
we are going to try this
it’s supposed to help the environment
me:  …
Mr Amazing:   don’t be mad
it really does look cool
right?
me:  Im going to copy this entire conversation and just post it on a blog