The Leprechauns have landed!

 

Well the year had finally come that St. Patricks Day fell on a day that smallest child was at her Mom’s for the holiday… I knew last year it was coming so I put in a little extra effort into the prank until the St. Patricks Day eve was upon us and we got a tearful call from that co-parent… She hadn’t realized how much smallest child was looking forward to it… smallest child could be heard in the background screaming “If there is no Leprechauns, then there is no Santa, no Easter Bunny, no Tooth Fairy… ” and so on… we thought she had reached the age of not believing and treated her accordingly… only to realize at the last moment that she might still need/want to believe… we figured it out when she was berating her Mom with lines such as “You are ruining my childhood!” … Soooo what is any stepmother supposed to do that has created this monster? I put in a quick call on the Leprechaun line… they managed to pull off a miracle… and her childhood was saved!

They tiptoed outside her Moms apartment... sneaking up to her car... as it was too late to get into the abode.

They tiptoed outside her Moms apartment… sneaking up to her car… as it was too late to get into the abode.

They busted into the car in a flurry of green glitter and shamrock confetti!

They busted into the car in a flurry of green glitter and shamrock confetti!

They left their wisely worded note...

They left their wisely worded note…

And goodies for the wee lass... including her half sister... the wee-er lass

And goodies for the wee lass… including her half sister… the wee-er lass

And that is the story of how we saved St. Patricks Day

And that is the story of how St. Patricks Day was saved!

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Tall Child was not forgotten in all of this… he was rewarded with gold coins of his own for his help in the Leprechaun Miracle

 

(You may want to visit our Leprechauns past visits… they are quite evil)

I have had people bemoan my Leprechaun Loyalty in the past… there was the one year a wee lass at school didn’t believe in my smalls Leprechauns

So we helped her build a trap (actually a house because she was afraid of hurting them)

So we helped her build a trap (actually a house because she was afraid of hurting them) The Leprechauns broke into her house (They may have known where the key was hidden and played… quite messily in their kitchen and left some treats!)

And if that is a bit of the stretch from the original prompt I apologize … But you can’t talk about being tricked without a little Leprechaun story!

Writing Prompt :A Time I Was Tricked

Writing Prompt :A Time I Was Tricked

…Leprechauns… Agents of Satan

What do they have? Razor Sharp Teeth? Talons and claws! They gnashed their way out of the trap!

What do they have? Razor Sharp Teeth? Talons and claws! They gnashed their way out of the trap!

They walk up walls???

They walk up walls???

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photo (37)Sorry! IT IS A TRAP!!!!

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And that is what we ate!!!

 

This blog is brought to you by the MAMA Kats writing prompts… and My weird ability to twist them into terrifying small children

 

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St. Patrick’s Day Massacre Revenge

For those of you that haven’t been following our Leprechaun saga through the years… read what happened last year (Leprechauns… Agents of Satan) just to make more sense of the following images…. Bahahahaha!

Small Child built a trap... Smallest Child made them a nice home after being almost captured last year... she didnt want to anger them.

Small Child built a trap… Smallest Child made them a nice home after being almost captured last year… she didn’t want to anger them.

Her home was much appreciated.

Her home was much appreciated.

Small Child paid the price this year for trying to trap them... and falling for the trap of agreeing with a leprechaun to help catch his sister!

Small Child paid the price this year for trying to trap them… and falling for the trap of agreeing with a leprechaun to help catch his sister!

He stepped into the trap... which they pulled .. rendering him dumbfounded as they taped him to the floor....

He stepped into the trap… which they pulled .. rendering him dumbfounded as they taped him to the floor….

The note was left by his trap... along with some treats for him too!

The note was left by his trap… along with some treats for him too!

I am pretty sure our Leprechauns have won over the heart of Smallest Child who was sick with the flu today… and to be super honest… something tells me Small Child didn’t mind being taped to the floor too awful much…

HAPPY ST. PATRICK’S DAY!!!!lep