Soooo I don’t really cook… or bake… But I do love me some fall recipes… So let me let you in on a little secret I have… It’s kind of a magical thing…. I live in Utah… Where not only do plural marriages have a reputation of being practiced… but some of the best baking happens! So I did the only logical thing I could do …. I took a cookie wife! You heard me right!
me: <Yawn/stretch/puts an arm over her shoulder move/Drops Recipe in lap>
Cookie Wife: Aren’t you hilarious???
me: Smoooooth… I believe the word you were looking for is smooth
Cookie Wife: Or subtle…
me: Bahahaha!
Cookie Wife: Guess what is the best thing ever??
me: ??
Cookie Wife: Maple blueberry sausage!!! I’ll bet I could make it just as yummy with ground turkey!
me: MMMMMMMMMMMMMM I wanna eat it all!
Cookie Wife: I made blueberry pancakes, maple blueberry sausage, crock pot hash brown scrambled eggs & juice & milk.
Wow. Where do I get one of those??
Bahahaha! Right?? She is kinda the greatest thing ever!!!
I’ve decided today is a red velvet dark chocolate chip cookie kind of day… just saying.
I Loooooooooovvvvvvveee you!!!
OMG! I love you already! Be my plural cookie wife? Idk that there is any benefit to you in doing so, but dude. I could weigh 400 pounds…
Yes, I need one of these! 🙂
Right? Soooo I totally ate those red velvet cookies last night…. just livin the dream 🙂
And it was Pumpkin Spice Kiss Cookies tonight!!! Mmmm
They were magical!!!