Spring Sming … I’m not convinced it exists… it has been cold… and snowing still off and on … With just a dash of sunshiney days to keep us from going all “The Shining” on each other… so before I wrote a post complaining and moaning the woes of the winter that just won’t end… I jumped on my local news page to check the weather… because I am a good blogger… who takes her prompts seriously and never gets distracted off the topic… WTF is this???
Soooooo here is the discussion that spawned…
Tolman: I’m such a grammar/spellin
me: BAHAHA! Yes! That is sad honestly … They are supposed to be professionals
Tolman: Good on that woman though! I should take up pole dancing!!!
me: Uhhh Somehow… I just know that’s how I would die…. Death by Pole Dancing to lose weight… you know it is true… I would fall on my head
Tolman: HAhahaahahaa!! Oh come on!!
me: You know its true… Broken Neck… From pole dancing
Tolman: It would make for a VERY interesting obituary!!!! Probably go viral!!!
me: Great! I will finally be discovered when I am dead
In conclusion… This is what Spring looks like in my neck of the woods…. and I am finally going to be discovered!!!
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Bwahahaha, oh that would be me too! Although I wouldn’t be lucky enough to kill myself I would get somehow wrapped around the pole and not be able to undo myself. In which case it would take approximatly 5 cute fire fighters and 3 hot EMTS to cut the pole down and manually slide me off one of the sides. Hey at least the view would be good!
Oooohhh I like the way you think!
I’m shocked they had a pole sturdy enough for a 300 pound gal to wrap herself around.
Its not the pole that shocked me… it was the spelling of adult journalists. LOL