You and me… always be.
My brain is mush … I have soooooo much snot … leaking from every orifice .. I am gleaking (just trying to give you a mental image) from the corners of my eyes when I sneeze… which is often…. I am incapable of blogging in this state… Which is why I chose this prompt… also… I think I am funny….Hell… I think everything is funny today… Here have this Gchat conversation rather than me explaining… I think it says it all…Send help… or cheese.
me: When I laugh I sound like that dog on Duck Hunt… Just sayin… LOL and I think everything is sooo funny today
Mr Amazing: you sound like wooof…wooof…woo
me: Nooooo When he snickers when you miss the ducks!
Mr Amazing: sssss..ssssss..
me: YEAH! Like that And It hurts to breathe…I think it is lack of oxygen due to this damn cold LMAO even that is funny
Mr Amazing: not funny
me: Im pretty sure it is funny, cause I am sitting here alone at my desk sssss ssss sssssing
me: I think assuming I get home alive – that I am going to make enchiladas for dinner and they will be magically delicious
me: It will be a magical magic kinda enchilada delirious wife kinda night… Im so excited! Do we own cheese?
me: LMAO! LMAO!
me: I dont know if we own cheese…
Mr Amazing: we have cheese
UPDATE: BAHAHAHA! I Apologize in advance to writing this post that every one of you that googles Outer Space and gets brought here… Its getting a TON of traffic… But I know this isn’t quite what you had in mind!
Mr Amazing: It’s all because of the coca cola flavored Slurpee… choose the form of the destructor…..
me: I’m going to live forever… because God hates me… That’s my retirement plan
Mr Amazing: Uh… hello God has a plan, you can only live (or die) if you are part of Gods plan
me: I choose neither
Mr Amazing: then you will live forever in death or die forever in life – Not sure which
me: OUTER DARKNESS! Okay seriously… how cool does that sound… where are you? OUTER DARKNESS!
Mr Amazing: outer darkness sounds horrible, it’s like being Helen Keller
me: How is it any scarier sounding than outer space? I think that perhaps that is what they were referring too… if you don’t get to go to heaven… You float around in space
Mr Amazing: well, you can’t live in outer space
me: bumping asteroids and stuff
Mr Amazing: nope it is complete and total loneliness with no senses
me: If Kolob is a planet
Mr Amazing: no touch, sight, sound, etc
me: Outer Darkness is Outer Space… its logical
Mr Amazing: maybe it is being stuck in a black hole
me: Maybe… Either way… it doesn’t sound that bad… and all the coke flavored candy will be there…
Mr Amazing: living forever with only your own thoughts sounds lovely?
me: Have you met me? It sounds fantastic!
Mr Amazing: you obviously don’t understand Mormon theology
no senses
no taste
no smell
no touch
no sight
no sound
me: No, You obviously don’t understand my brain… It would be like Disneyland
Mr Amazing: you would be screaming and you couldn’t even hear yourself scream
me: My thoughts alone are the equivalent of the Matterhorn
Mr Amazing:: if such a place existed
me: Why would I be screaming? Nothing would be hurting me… cant feel anything!
Mr Amazing: because you would go mad http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sensory_deprivation
me: Would it be claustrophobic? or big like outer darkness sounds?
Mr Amazing: you wouldn’t be able to tell
me: Then it wouldn’t matter
Mr Amazing: You would go completely insane within days
me: I bet I could hold out longer than you
Mr Amazing: I would last minutes ROFL
The first thing that came to mind is WHY? Who would want to see my kitchen!! I know… It is to judge my hard water problems… or organizational skills? Because really I do not need your opinion (Unless you have a magical hard water remedy)
And then I thought that perhaps it was to judge my junk food… (It is two weeks before the Puppy/Super bowl!!) … I guess no one is buying the “I just have a slow metabolism” routine again.
All kidding aside… I realized this is the room where the magic happens… Whoa! not that magic! We keep that in the bedroom… for the most part.
(you are wondering now aren’t you)
This is the heart of my home… this counter… this is where we roll out Christmas cookies… and color… serve play dough pizzas… homework…pancakes on the weekends… This is where we have Settlers of Catan show downs … wrap birthday presents … discuss our day while dinner is being prepared… it is where the cat lounges in the sun… Toddlers are set to put on their shoes … multiple parties and holidays along with their appropriate food spreads have been set out here and surrounded and picked at by the people I love… jokes told… laughter filling the room…. kids running around it with Nerf guns and princess dresses… tea is prepared … served… sipped… It really is a magical place.
(Also- I get that this isn’t really wordless.. but there are pictures… and it is Wednesday)
I was nominated for an award! This is new! I don’t really get an actual award… although I do have a trophy shelf for the day it happens… when I am discovered… it will most likely happen while I am searching out the perfect avocado at the grocery store… I will shriek eureka! and the playwright/producer/art-gallery owner (whomever happens to discover me) will echo my shrill exclamation at the very sight of me and my talents… and that is how it will happen… I just know it… Until then- Tamara Tipton a fellow blogger has nominated me for this adorable heart bearing graphic above… and to receive the award I have to answer these questions (Something about nominating others… but I’m skipping that part… because I don’t think we should give these out to everyone.. I don’t need the competition)
kidding aside, It is a fun blog prompt & I adore Tamara and her blog 🙂
There you go! Now you know! Gimme Gummy Coke Bottles now!