me: Ummmm The universe wants to marry me, and wants me to have this ring.
Mr. Amazing: Tell the Universe to fuck off, you’re taken
me: LMAO
Mr. Amazing: But if the universe wants to give you a ring that’s different
me: I think it wants me to have that ring!!
Mr. Amazing: .01 carat diamonds… 1% of a nice diamond
me: its a snake… did you miss that part… the snake…
Mr. Amazing: black rhodium snake
me: It wants me to wear it!
Mr. Amazing: 
That’s what I want
me: That is awesome… but really… where would you wear that ROTFLMAO! Like giant bling on your chest to work?
Mr. Amazing: I would wear it all the time, I would call it a religious talisman and start to cry if someone asked about it and then stare up into the sky and fake meditate Latin words
me: ROTFLMAO!
Mr. Amazing: I want that now, I would wear it under my shirt and tell them it was my sacred necklace
me: I would get you a long enough chain that it would look like a nipple
a never ending nipple
me: If I had a tattoo gun… you would never be safe to sleep again… you would have oracle nipples
Mr. Amazing: oracle? why oracle? what does that even mean?
me: The southern oracle… The two halves… Im naming your nipples
Mr. Amazing: and why would you have a tatoo gun
me: it could happen
Mr. Amazing the Southern oracle that would be a bad ass tattoo
me: Your nip could be the eye
that opens and kills people if they are afraid, and they will all be afraid
Mr. Amazing: LOL I would be afraid
Mr. Amazing: I like that Auryn medallion, The universe wants me to have it
me: The universe speaks in mysterious ways
Mr. Amazing: yes, yes it does
I think I heard that they sell tattoo guns at Overstock … and can I come help hold him down? I don’t even know him, but it sounds like fun.