Mr Amazing:  Did you smile though? Or are you just mortified?

 me:   Of Course… I snorted

Mr Amazing:   lol

 me:  So I hate to tell you this.. I was looking at what gets read the most on my blog…. Top Ten spots… our g-chats

 Mr Amazing:   lol, ridiculous

 me:  ROTFL!

Mr Amazing:   that is because you mention crap you should not, and it is from porn searches, or I mention rather and you post it … Spitzer’s

Clothing Colony for instance

 me:  oh come on… It’s not like I go around typing in crap like “Happy Endings” to come up in search engines

Mr Amazing:   lol

 me:  Bahahaha!

Mr Amazing:   yeah, no mention of clit or vagina

 me:  I know right? Or uterus

Mr Amazing:   lol, perfect

 me:  I usually throw a couple of politicians in there… Like Romney has a Uterus (serious? he should be so lucky!)…Or… President Romney means no Happy Endings for Americans …ROTFLMAO!…OMG!

Mr Amazing:   lol

 me:  I just died… seriously… that was hysterical

Mr Amazing:   President Romney’s four-year massage will not come with a happy ending…

 me:  bahahahaha!!! That would just be wrong… wrong to post things like that and divert people searching those things to my meaningless nonsense blog

Mr Amazing:   It seems to me like a good thing

 me:  Right? I’m really just trying to help out! do my part… I’m kind of a super hero… In the keyword porn fighting arena… Search Term Super Hero

Mr Amazing:   ROFLMAO you should post that… as a post

 me:  Oh yeah, Like im not already highlight this G Chat gold! and pasting it in my blog

Mr Amazing:   Oh God

 me:  G-chat… Not G-String

Mr Amazing:   You could just post an idea … Rather than copying my words verbatim to a blog

 me:  Ha ha! My readers love you

Mr Amazing:   I hope you at least fix my spelling errors

 me:  (always)  and this time! it was me being funny! that’s never happened before!